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What’s the differences between lawyers and accountants? Accountants know they’re boring.

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep all she has to say is “Dear, tell me about your day at work.”

What do you call an accountant without a calculator? Lonely.

How do you know an accountant is taking a vacation day? He comes in after 8am and isn’t wearing a...

How do you know when an accountant’s having a mid-life crisis? He gets a faster calculator.