How does Santa…

What’s grey on the inside and red on the outside? An accountant turned inside out.

What do you call an accountant without a calculator? Lonely.

How does an accountant trash their hotel room? By refusing to fill in the Guest Comment Card.

They say that two things in life are unavoidable: death and taxes. At least death only happens once!

What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night.