What do you…

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What did the overworked asset say to the other asset? I feel so under depreciated.

What do accountants like most about the weekends? They get to wear casual clothes to work!

Did you hear about the fraudulent Irish Finance Director? He burned his office down trying to cook the books.

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, take two days holiday every three years, works...