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What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many did it take last year?

What’s grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? An accountant riding an elephant.

Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks? Because on the box...