What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a baby polar bear? An ice cub.
What do you call a pig in a blanket? A pig-nic.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore.
What do you call a math rock band fronted by Al Gore? Algorithm.
What do you call milk that gets anything it wants? Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a disagreement between two electric companies? A power struggle.
What do you call a church that’s on fire? Holy smokes.
What do you call a piece of sad cheese? Blue cheese.
What do you call a cute door? Adorable.
What do you call a Jedi warrior with only one hand? Hand solo.