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You know you're getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

Q. What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party? A. Eat, drink and be berry.

Pamela says on her 16th birthday: Daddy, don’t you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’ licence? - Father...

Q. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A. When you slice it!