Loving you is…

Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.

A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older.

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Birthdays are nice and all, but I think too many can kill you!

Q. What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party? A. Eat, drink and be berry.