Middle age: that…

A lentil older, a lentil wiser.

You know you’re getting old when… You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

Q. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? A. They both need a good batter.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.