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Q. Why do candles love birthdays so much? A. They just wanna get lit!

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!

You know you're getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.

You know you’re getting old when… There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.