Q. What did…

Happy birthday to a [mom/dad] who’s smart, funny and good looking, from a [son/daughter] who inherited all your best qualities.

You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.

A husband reels off a list of presents he suggests buying his wife for her birthday. She rejects them all....

You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.

You know you’re getting old when… You need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.