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Q. Why did the student eat their homework? A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses...

I always feel warm on my birthday because people don't stop toasting me.

I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder...