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Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday!

My girlfriend isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how. I didn't even know...

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.

Loving you is a piece of cake