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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.

My birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.