Blonde: Today must…

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'

Q: Why did the blonde put water on her computer? A: To wash the Windows.

What is the first thing that a blonde always does in the morning? Goes home.

I was at school when a blonde student asked me what letter comes after "X" in the alphabet. I replied...

Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub? A: Because the sign said you have to be 18...