Q: What is…

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.

Q: What do you call a Blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.

Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.