Are you Christmas…

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Who tells the best Christmas jokes? Reindeer. They sleigh every time.

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just THAT happy to see you.

What does a grumpy sheep say when his friends told him Merry Christmas? Baaaa humbug!