How did Scrooge…

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole? No well.

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn’t run a stable government!