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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.

Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best? Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!