How does Rudolph…

What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y!”

Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole? There’s o well, no well!

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus.

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!