How is Christmas…

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne!

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Claus!