If your left…

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, do you mind if I visit between the holidays?

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Which holiday mascot has the least spare change? St. Nickel-less!

Which football team did the baby Jesus support? Manger-ster United!

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen!