Knock, knock! Who…

Why does Santa have elves in his workshop? Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

What is white and minty? A polo bear!

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Why don’t penguins fly? Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!