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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

What do you get when you cross a deer with rain? A reindeer!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, do you mind if I visit between the...