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Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game!”

Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas. Me: *sipping toast* Why?

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?