What carol is…

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them!

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game!”

Why did Santa have to go to the hospital? Because of his poor elf.

Is your name Jingle Bells? Cause you look ready to go all the way.

Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots? He was caught picking his...