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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

Why are Comet, Cupid, and Donner, and always wet? Because they are rain deer.

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.