What did Santa…

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it?

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!