What did the…

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond...

Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.