What did the…

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.