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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Is your name Jingle Bells? Cause you look ready to go all the way.

What do sheep say at Christmas? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones? Blitzen-krieg Bop.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.