What do priests…

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles.

Why are Christmas trees better than men? Even the small ones give satisfaction.

Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.