What do Santa…

What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.