What do snowmen…

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!

What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.