What do the…

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Claus!

What is the most competitive season? Win-ter!

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!