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Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.

What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year!

What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.