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What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? Present.

Ähnliche Christmas Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

Why are Comet, Cupid, and Donner, and always wet? Because they are rain deer.

What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice? Yule-Tide.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? Only 25, there’s no L!