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Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? Mistletoe!

How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.

What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.

How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!