What do you…

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!

What do you call a blind reindeer? No-eye deer.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.