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What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off!

What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell.

Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game!”

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!