What do you…

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

Wanna see the North Pole? At least that’s what Mrs. Claus calls it.

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”

How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.