What do you…

Is your name Jingle Bells? Cause you look ready to go all the way.

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just THAT happy to see you.