What do you…

Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.

Are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna merry you!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.