What does Miley…

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around!

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell.

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole? There’s o well, no well!