What does Santa…

What do you get when you cross a deer with rain? A reindeer!

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? Mistletoe!

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond...

Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas. Me: *sipping toast* Why?