What does Santa…

Knock, knock! Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open til Christmas!

Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…”