What does the…

What do sheep say at Christmas? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.

How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets...