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Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them!

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective? Santa CLUES!

What’s the most popular Christmas wine? ‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? Present.