What is Santa…

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas? Mistletoe!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

My friend just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition. I thought to myself, “How can you top that?”

What do sheep say at Christmas? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.