What is Santa…

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

What do you call Santa if he also lives in the South Pole? Bi-Polar.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.