What is the…

What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas? A stoc-king!

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a man? A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has...

Which football team did the baby Jesus support? Manger-ster United!

How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.

What is white and minty? A polo bear!